Return from the grave

It's been six years since I posted here, and I wanted to start over just for fun. So I deleted all the posts that were grammatical nightmares.

That equals all the posts but five.

One busy new year

Things are so freaking busy! No new post for 26 days!
My position at work is very nice, keeping me busy away from customers and close to employees.
Everything is just ramping up so fast.
I have to buy a house, get married, go on a honeymoon and continue school.
but anyway lets cut to the chase now.

Nintendo DS, buy one right now. Stand up, get away from your desk and get to your mood of transportation. Navigate to Best Buy or Costco or Target or Shopko and Say " I need to buy at least one DS lite and an ass load of games."
You will be happy.

The DS is becoming my favorite method of gaming right now. I just finished Final Fantasy 3 and started on Hotel Dusk: Room 215.
Hotel Dusk makes me so happy for the future of gaming. Its an interactive novel, that you take the role of wash up cop thats now a drunk selling household goods door to door.
You got a mystery to solve film noir style.

Great graphics, great story, and just plain innovative features make this game a winner.
You hold the DS sideways in the palm of your hand. and use your thumb to click the right shoulder button to advance the text.

I hope to what ever DS gods that rule the universe that we get tons of games like this. This would be the best to experience an H.P. Lovecraft story in the digital form.

Strawberry Pancakes

Strawberry pancakes!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Strawberry+Pancakes/
\As you should know being an observant soilder is Clawt's Army while watching the Strawberry Pancakes video, the town population decreases by one each time the main character shoots a pancake wrangeler. Now you have to ask your self "What happens when the town population gets to zero?" Well dear reader, you should know I have solved this riddle. After 420 loops of the song, the town population was zero and our hero was attacked by a zombie! I have a screen shot for ya.

Worlds coolest sentence.

I saw this as a featured article on wiki today and had to share it.

Did you know that the sentence
"Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

Is a valid, grammatically correct sentence? it means,
[Some] buffalo [from] Buffalo, [who are intimidated by other buffalo from Buffalo], [also themselves] intimidate [other different] buffalo from Buffalo.

Did you also know that you can say
"Badgers badgers badger badger badgers badgers badger"?
This one means
"Badgers annoyed by badgers annoy badgers annoyed by badgers"
No you may not use these sentences a lot, or if you a remotely sane person you will never hear or say them in real life it could come in handy to know this.

English is not the only language that is messed up, out of the foreign tongue my personal favorite is
"Isha na'ala na'ala na'ala na'ala et hadelet bifnei ba'ala".
This little gem is hebrew for
"A respectable woman put on her shoe, locked the door in front of her husband"

Now that is something, a person can use on a day to day basis.

So dear reader on this sunday, take time to read this aricle and use as many of them as you can come monday to piss of your co workers and class mates.



For the full article, clicken de linken! LINK!